May 2013
brynndowney:
People who think they’re better than Susan and that Robert would be better with them
People who photoshop their face over Susan’s in a picture with Robert
People who think they should be with Robert instead of Susan
People who think Robert should be with Gwyneth
People who think Susan isn’t “worthy” of being Robert’s wife
People who don’t know anything about Susan and...
thechosenone305:
deathbycurls:
derrierencriss:
i’d let the british invade me if you know what i mean
brings a whole new meaning to “the british are coming”
That escalated quickly
my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:
dylanquents:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
percypan:
THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
lieutenant-kevin-riley:
suicidallyreckless:
fuckyeahauthordog:
case-for-eviction:
Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’
Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”
You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this
I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you...
ianoshea:
What if there was a tumblr summer camp where you did fandom related activities and you sat in the grass outside and blogged and got to meet everyone you’ve met on tumblr and you could eat all you wanted it would be so much fun
notoffended:
davidstrider:
davidstrider:
which american president was least guilty
lincoln
he was in a cent
I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
Reblog if you know who Patrick Stewart is
starrose17:
hanh410:
kageillusionz:
fuckyeahsirpatrickstewart:
wierdthingy:
Please, I’m trying to win a bet with my friends
20? I don’t believe it
I believe there should be a Sir in there somewhere.
teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
fetusich:
my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
dickhowell:
i love eurovision because america is left out and its our own little thing
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I wish Eurovision was about the singing, not the political feuds between countries and the “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch your back” between neighbouring countries.
youknowyourebritishwhen:
France seems to have sent on a Ke$ha look a like. She also has a fabulous voice
#PleasevoteforusthisyearFrance
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I hate not being able to find old posts on MY OWN blog.
brief summary of doctor who: what
brief summary of supernatural: why
brief summary of sherlock: how
I want to see something, Reblog if you're older...
hetaliagirl104:
oflittlenote:
hetaliagirl104:
This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.
Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes.
Thanks.
Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just...
vondell-swain:
i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: gets in the shower
me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
mukuroikusaba:
seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe
me: chokes
okaydoke:
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
Coming into a fandom late
valerieparker:
baxtersaurus:
mishstiel:
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
sithlordtennant:
sithlordtennant:
SO IN AN ATTEMPT TO HAND IN AN ASSIGNMENT LAST MINUTE, I HURRIEDLY UPLOADED THE WRONG FILE TO MY TEACHER AND
hOW the HEL DID THIS GET 65 NOTES YOU MOCK MY MISERY
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